home this a-way

who? what? why? where am i?

I bet that YOU have a few questions about who made this darned site... wretched being...
First off, WHY DOES THIS EXIST
bored
that's it :)

Who are you? What is this?

errrr, im actually the master goblin!!! and you have entered my lair!!!! how foolish1!!
yup.
you just got done in by the master goblin.
i wouldn't even check your pockets. they're empty as. no point.

already my pinchers have pinched your pinchables so you don't even neeeeed to check your pockets at all don't even look at them actually look over that at that really interesting dog that's fluffy and strange and really quite interesting and unusual
yeah keep looking keep looking

heh. well. that's why they call me the pincher.
i would say see you later, but i don't hang out with broke people so byeeeeee loseerrr